Thursday, December 28, 2006

Also Makes Great Fries

I'm on the phone the other night telling a friend about my day and how I had to "borrow" a tampon from a co-worker. She handed me one and I said, "This is a torpedo, not a tampon." It was massive. Like Super Exxxorbant or something. Wow.

My friend says: (laughing) "It probably would have worked for me and my loose vagina."

I retort: (hysterically laughing) "Yeah, you should hand out pith helmets."

She says: "Man, it's a good thing I'm into anal sex."

14 comments:

Karl said...

Um, wow. Just wow.

alissa said...

Hahahahahahah - "like a waterslide"

Mocha said...

Don't you love how we always ask to "borrow" a tampon like we're going to somehow return it to them? Or that we'll run home and bring one back and say, "Remember that time I borrowed a tampon? Well, here's the replacement. Thanks!"

I'm so not touching the anal sex comment. So. Not. Touching.

Dustin said...

Wait, don't you work around kids? :)

question girl said...

and i worry that i give out TMI when i talk about my lack of a sex life

Margaret said...

I love the picture you've got with this post!

justacoolcat said...

I love feel good holiday stories. This would make a great movie.

Dawn said...

I would leave my office and never come back if I heard the words "loose" and "vagina" put together.

Eww.

Melissa said...

Hot dogs down a hallway.

God this is funny. I like your friends.

Carissa Sutherland said...

I have NEVER laughed so hard at a blog post. Thank you!

Nihilistic said...

I've sat here with my fingers over the keys trying to think of what to type...I'm afraid that was it... ;)

Brooklyn Frank said...

just another reason for the ladies to get into anal sex early and often.

g-man said...

I'm with brooklyn frank! Excellent sentiment, and well put.

We can all just hope that which made her vagina loose does not also effect her asshole.

faith said...

Loose lips sink ships! (hahaha)

Regarding the anus, moderation is key, and be careful...google goatse for what could happen if not.