Sunday, April 23, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Tide To Go sticks suck.

Even if they are on sale, don't bother buying them.

If you spill seaweed salad, salad dressing, butter, it doesn't matter- the stain will not be lifted by Tide To Go.

If you follow the directions you will still be left with a stain. Actually, an even bigger mark, probably on an area of high focus already (i.e.: my chest). So instead of diminishing unwanted attention to said area of high focus (ample bosom) you will indeed bring more attention to it.

Just carry around a spare shirt and you will be ok. Forget the stick.

16 comments:

JustRun said...

The same goes for Shout wipes. Not only was I still stained, I got to walk around all day looking like I'd been lactating. Nice

Anthony S. said...

It looks like a highlighter.

Melissa said...

Damn it, doesn't everything just ALWAYS land on the tits? Bah!

Paul said...

This is hilarious.

Mostly because my wife just walked into the house with a bunch of these saying "hey look what was on sale!"

I had to read this to her and her ample bosom immediately.

Nihilistic said...

The only thing that would make this better, is if you actually carried this stick in your purse for awhile "just in case" and then actually had the chance to use it! Did ya? I promise (Crosses fingers) not to laugh if you did.

Rabbit said...

Can I still love the commercial though?

Bre said...

My boobs are always a stain-magnet too. That's what comes with having a nice rack, I guess ;)

my mother was always a big fan of seltzer water for stain-lifting. I usually have a bottle of it in the car!

wet ink wisdom said...

hi. both SHOUT PADS and THIS STICK actually WORK for me. truly. honest to god. really. seriously!!!

sue said...

*snicker*

kapgar said...

Katie uses those and she likes it. Except that the tip breaks off every so often. Kinda useless after that.

I know why it doesn't work for you. Look at the link to your comments from your homepage. It says "cheers & jeers." The Tide To Go pen realizes that you prefer its competition. It will never work for you ever so long as you keep hyping Cheer every day. You should've known better!

;-)

Sizzle said...

well then why won't it work for meeeeeee?! i want them to work!

damn it.

my new tide to go slogan is: "Tide To Go Really Does Blow."

see? it rhymes and everything.

jeopardygirl said...

I find that Shout Wipes work, but you have to do it exactly as the instructions tell you, or you just end up with a mess. Haven't tried Tide To Go sticks, but probably won't.

Oh, and I'm with Bre...my breasts are a stain magnet, too. sigh.

jeopardygirl said...

I find that Shout Wipes work, but you have to do it exactly as the instructions tell you, or you just end up with a mess. Haven't tried Tide To Go sticks, but probably won't.

Oh, and I'm with Bre...my breasts are a stain magnet, too. sigh.

kim e said...

I've been able to get blackberry liqueur out of a white t-shirt by using the tide stick then putting it in the wash. (don't ask how the liqueur landed on the girls...that's another story entirely) I don't think I'd trust it as a true 'to go' stain solution though.

Some Random Girl said...

the smell of tide grosses me out. It's super strong and reminds me of my kids step mom (who I used to love but now can't stand)

Try Zout. It gets everything out! seriously. I keed you not.

ocg said...

Might I suggest a highlighter or a sharpie if you choose to "draw" more attention to your girls?