Sunday, April 23, 2006

From the Homefront

Mike: "You still have a hole in your pants."

Me: "I know."

Mike: "You are wearing white underwear."

Me: "No, that's my white butt."

Mike: "Oh."

8 comments:

Anthony S. said...

Hi. This is Anthony's pale Mexican ass, and I empathize with you. I need a tan like there's no tomorrow! Not to say that I like sticking my face out for the world to see; nuh-uh, no sirree, I am just making a general comment about the rest of Anthony, since 'ass' may be used literally and figuratively here. Either way you take it, albinos are blinded by the sight of me.

Too much coffee and not enough sleep defines me.

kapgar said...

Don't worry. I, too, am as white as they come.

JustRun said...

This made me laugh harder than what's appropriate for a Monday.

Mikey said...

LOLOL At least we know your not a nudist!

Rabbit said...

That was hilarious!

Melissa said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god I'm crying. Sizzle goes commando!

Jules said...

i like the assumed "fuck you" in that conversation. i like it a lot.

Will said...

Commando? hmmm this is good information to know!