Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Ouch, My Ass

My very thoughtful coworker got me a gift certificate to a local spa where, yesterday, I cashed it in for an hour hot tub and an hour massage. Such decadence! Today, I feel a bit beat up- all that deep tissue work on my neck sure did something. Does it hurt anyone else when you get your butt massaged? Ok, let me rephrase. . .It wasn't one of those kinds of massages. But when the massage therapist is working on the legs, specifically the upper thigh and outer buttocks area, it is all I can do not to cry out in pain. How much tension can a person hold in her ass?

Maybe I don't want you to answer that. . .

I had a bit of a giggle fit in this morning's staff meeting. Maybe being out of the office for the past two days did something to me? It's the new boy's fault- he has an infectious laugh. Damn you M! Then C. got in on it and it was chaos down at our end of the conference table. I guess coming off a successful event, I've got a much better attitude. Sure, I am still moving slowly but I sure do have my smile on.

For all those keeping track, I have now flossed three days in a row. If Kris can stop drinking, I can sure as hell take up flossing.

10 comments:

Mr_Rodacre said...

What? No massage picture?

hrrmph...

Sizzle said...

why mr. rodacre! how pervy of you! ;)

Kris said...

YOU CAN DO IT! ;)

I floss once if not twice a day. With the string off of my champagne bottle. :) Just kidding.

Happy mid week, Sizzle!

Lushy said...

You are stunning!

Mo-Pie said...

Three day's is good, ten day's is better, let us know when you have done it for thirty day's straight. Then, it will truely be a habbit.

Is that smile before or after you went to the dentist, because you look mavalous dawling.

Sizzle said...

thanks guys! i go to the dentist mid-October. i shall report on the flossing expedition then. ;)

Bill said...

Nice smile. Hard to see how flossing would improve it ... or is this the after-three-days of flossing picture? If so, I'll start flossing right away. It's a good look.

AJ Gentile said...

Oh gee, you're SORE from your MASSAGE.

Cry me a frickin' river.

And, yeah, make with the pics. ;-)

Sizzle said...

aj- you're just jealous. it is SO obvious. ;) i can't go showing all my bits and pieces on the blog. it is, after all, a family-friendly blog...(says the girl who posts pictures of her sexual cupcakes and mentions her rack in every other post. huh. right.)

bill- it's pre-three day flossing. i took that pic last week before i realized that the dentist appt was looming.

sue said...

::hanging head in shame:: gee...if you can do it, I s'pose I can too.

You have such a lovely smile. It goes with the rest o'ya... :)