Sizzle's Birthday in Pictures

This photo was shot so that you would think my breasts are ginormous. I am really a B Cup. It's an optical illusion! Hillz flew in from Seattle to suprise me- and that she did! I couldn't stop crying every time I looked at her. I was just so damned happy. I miss her something awful.
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I was forced to wear this very cute paper bag over my head on the ride to the surprise dinner party. I felt very car sick after about 2 minutes. I kept lifting the bag to suck air in and finally begged to remove it if I promised not to open my eyes. Thank goodness they acquiesced!
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My Mom and Sis enjoy the evening. My mother was on fire with her jokes. I've got hilarious friends so you have to keep up.
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Meagan & Mikey enjoy the delicious lasagne and vino.
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Would you like some cleavage with that blow job? ;)
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Why aren't there any pictures of Jenny Two Times and Hummingbird & Sami? I will work on that. They were there too!


Surrogate boyfriend, JB and Sizzle. I don't know why in the hell I am making that supid face. This was at Sunday's picnic.
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Hillz & Dokey attempt to fly a kite in 30 mph winds. The damn thing broke.
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Shocka & Supple. (His real last name is Sciacca pronounced Shocka.) That's Supple's main man. Clearly Supple was tired from the weekend-long celebration.
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