Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Could You BE More Specific?

male seeking a thick attached asian lady for lunch (santa clara)
Reply to: anon-69181547@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-19, 12:14PM PDT


male seeking a thick attached asian lady for lunch

***First***
I am not looking for sex, just friendship.

***Second***
I am attracted to asian ladies who are thick, attached & asian
(so dont reply if this isnt you, thanks)

***Third***
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOUR SINCERE AND YOU MEET MY QUALIFICATIONS:

We can meet in the downdown San Jose, Santa Clara areas for coffee/lunch
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Is that a totally strange personals ad or what? I mean, I guess the fella knows what he wants but still. . .

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

craigslist is a great place to meat people. yes, i meant meat.

Sizzle said...

yeah, totally but it is entertaining!

Jenny said...

What i an not getting is... he says he just wants friendship, but "am attracted to asian ladies who are thick, attached & asian". Why do you need to be attracted to someone if they are just going to be your friend?
LAME-O

Sizzle said...

that is where i got stuck too. is he gonna go home and spank the monkey after his platonic lunch date with the thick, attached, asian lady?

Mr_Rodacre said...

Ladies, ladies... just because I seek the company of a thick, attached, asian woman doesn't make me a bad person or anything. I am just very particular with whom I am friends with...

...that and after my platonic lunch date with my thick, attached, asian, lady friend I like to go home and spank the monkey.

Anonymous said...

yuck!