I am a slavemaster?

So yesterday I got this comment from my dear friend Hummingbird. You've all heard me speak of her. Well here she speaks of me. . .

hummingbird said...

You are so the most universally loved person I know! Why, you may be wondering? Well, I'll tell you: it's because you love everyone else so universally! Your adoring spirit and your absolute dependability in times of crisis and the way you inspire everyone and make them feel great about themselves... all of this makes people love you and want to stick by you forever and ever. Notice, please, that not only do you have lots of people who love you to death, they've also been in your life for the long haul. No one who falls in love with the Jonesy can ever be free again. You enslave us all!

I love you so much and it was absolutely my honor to celebrate your 32 years at my house. I sm blessed to have YOU!!

Love,
Hummingbird

Ok, so I blush at these kind sentiments. Seriously, this is bordering on embarrassing. I think we need to put her theory to a vote. Shall we? Can it really be true that "No one who falls in love with the Jonesy can ever be free again"? Am I enslaving people without my knowledge? Please cast your vote by leaving a comment.

In other news, I totally dig my horoscope for the week....

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong tells this story: "A guy walks up to me and says, 'What's punk?' I kick over a garbage can and say, 'That's punk.' So the guy kicks over a garbage can and says, 'That's punk?' And I say 'No, that's trendy.'" Keep this tale in mind in the coming week, Aries. There's no need and no excuse for you to be like the trendy guy. You should be like Billie Joe, the one who kicks over the garbage can the first time.