Friday, January 05, 2007

Maybe I Did?

1. Lost my pass card for work somewhere between the foggyheaded hours of 10:30 am and 1:15pm on Tuesday.

2. Inappropriately flirted over email with a collaborative partner at work- one whose looks, be them fugly or dreamy, is unknown to me. Saucy little minx that I am. Meow!

3. Laughed so hard I kinda peed a little in my pants. I said kinda.

4. Ate lentils for lunch two days in a row and then wonder why I felt so gassy. Ew, sorry for the TMI.

5. Narrowly missed hitting a parked car while reversing out of a parking lot. I guess singing should take a back seat to actually driving.

6. Did not put my clean laundry away though I did fold it in neat little stacks.

7. Sat in front of my ginormous heater pretending it was a fireplace.

8. 3 out of the 4 times I visited the restroom at work, there was no toilet paper in the stall- which I discovered AFTER I had already sat down. Can you spare a square?

9. Drank tea that I swear smelled like a Strawberry Shortcake doll- specifically, Apricot with her pal Hopscotch. Man, I loved my Strawberry Shortcake dolls.

10. Was called by a dietician (my work is participating in some health survey) and had to recall what I had eaten in the previous 24 hours. Unfortunately, I had injested an entire box of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese. Skipping lunch + feeling too sick to really cook = entire box of M 'n C. Embarassment at admitting that aside, it really IS the cheesiest.

Peace out my homies.

22 comments:

alissa said...

Oh honey, I eat entire boxes of Mac&Cheese monthly when I'm PMSing. It's SOOOOO good!

Bone said...

Kraft is the best. Velveeta schmelveeta.

I can't tell you how many weeks I start to do my laundry and realize that I still haven't put away last week's. Well, I guess I can tell you. About every other week.

Melissa said...

I love how fun you are. The singing and driving thing? Sooooo guilty.

Bob Merrick said...

Great. Now I am going to have to have mac and cheese for breakfast.

hotpinksox said...

You were in my dream last night. (I hope that doesn't freak you out.)

I woke up this morning thinking we have never met, I have no idea what she looks like (other than the pictures you post), hell I don't even know her real name. (I kept calling you Siz in the dream) But I guess from reading your blog my subconscious thinks we'd be good friends. Because in my dream we were cooking and drinking wine, having a great time. We were at a party, I think.

Sizzle said...

alissa- i love you more now.

bone- you've got great taste in cheese.

mel- we should drive and sing sometime together. tristan prettyman?

bob- i think it has more nutrients than chocolate cake for breakfast. ;)

hotpinksox- sounds like a good time- i love cooking and wine and parties. i am not freaked out but i am flattered!

diane said...

Regarding #2--I had a co-worker in Atlanta in one of my first jobs here in Chicago. We talked all the time. He was funny, and had a cute voice (you girls know what I mean!) And we were totally flirting all the time, and then he was in Chicago once for work and we TOTALLY hit it off. He was adorable! So...you just never know... ;)
I loved my Strawberry Shortcake dolls too! I think I forced my mom to save some of my old ones...hmmmm....too precious to sell on E-Bay, for sure!

Becky said...

An entire box of mac n cheese is perfectly acceptable when it counts for one, i mean, two meals. It's hard to stop.

Jenny said...

i needed some laughs this morning. thanks miss s.

asp said...

Can you spare a square? ha ha ha
By far one of the most funniest of episodes ever.

kapgar said...

You're not sure if you did all this? Or is that your way of disavowing knowledge of having done these should someone call you on them?

StupendousWoman said...

The flirting over e-mail thing is underrated. It makes us feel so good, it should become a job requirement!

Job interviewer: “Tell me, how good is your e-mail flirting? Do you know how to be a tease without being vulgar or turning into a stalker?”

There definitely needs to be more of this at work.

Sizzle said...

this just in: flirting guy is NOT fugly. phew!

sue said...

How did YOU know I was making Kraft for supper? Hmmm....

gorillabuns said...

i have to admit, i pee in my pants quite often and folding and putting away clean laundry is quite overrated! kinda like making your bed...

question girl said...

lmao

ok, you tell us that you pee your pants, but worry that the farting is TMI

you are TOO MUCH

however, NEVER apoligize for eating mac-n-cheese, no matter how much... ok, maybe if its the family sized box

Egan said...

Do women talk to each other while pooping? Men don't tend to chat at all while in the bathroom. We simply grunt and sigh.

JavaJabber said...

My kids loved M&C. Until one day I made the mistake of making it from SCRATCH!

They never wanted it from a box again. Especially when I put broccoli and either ham or chicken in with the M&C.

Spare a square? LOL I still can see Elaine in the lady's room asking that question!

Sounds like an interesting day ... never a dull moment with you that's for sure.

Love the pose Yo.

sandra said...

Was it spiral Mac & Cheese? Somehow, I always think that tastes better. And my PMS thing? Mac & Cheese with cut-up hot dogs in it. Weird? Probably.

Keri said...

You are not the only one when it comes to the whole box of mac n cheese. MMMM... I love some mac n cheese... and my mom knows it... and so comes the comments from her... "and you wonder why you can't lose wait.." I want to say "BITE ME!" I still eat it though :P

Ms Smack said...

heheh funny lady.

Thoroughly enjoyed this post x

Dan said...

Laughing so hard that you almost pee in your pants is good. Peeing in your pants isn't. You had your cake and ain't it too. How was the cake?