Dress for Success

There is a certain etiquette when interviewing. Say hello with a firm handshake. Make sure you smile and know how to answer the ever-present question, "What are your strengths and weaknesses?" and don't show too much boob.

What? It happens.

I bought this new shirt at Target. It's a cute kind of wrap around shirt. So cute in fact that I bought two in two different colors. That's commitment. But upon putting the shirt on with slacks and leaving the house, my breasts decided it was party time. They kept popping out! Look at me! Over here! I'm so soft and supple. Touch me!

Damn tits.

I met a potential employer at Peets for a first round interview. It was raining that day so I was wearing a coat. Then I ordered an iced tea. What? I like their iced tea. Who cares if it is cold out. Throughout the interview I felt chilled. The rainy day, the cold iced tea, sitting under an air conditioning vent, I was downright freezing. My body language said, "I am closed off." But really, I was super interested in the job and was enjoying the conversation and was very concerned that if I uncrossed my arms my breasts would come flying out.

It was a valid concern, people.

I won't be wearing those tops to an interview again. Unless it is for some sort of sex job. And if I don't land a job soon, it might come to that. I've been told I could have a career in phone sex. Though, come to think of it, I could just invest in a tank top and put it under the exposing shirt and be done with it. But phone sex, hmm, that sounds interesting. Definitely good blog material.

I have had three interviews for very promising jobs, all of which have asked me back for a second round. I've got my eye on one job more than the others though I could take any of them and be satisfied. But, like I've said, I'm not one to settle so until it comes to that, I'm keeping steady on a course towards my number one choice.