I relocated from sunny, beachy California to the Emerald City because I heard that every new resident got a pair of ruby shoes. (Someone lied!) (Okay, I’m gullible.) A non-profit event planner by day and an apartment manager by night, I spend my free time blogging about my neurosis (fine, neuroses because yes they are plentiful), being crafty, pretending I’m the next American Idol, and searching for a decent taco in a town that boasts of teriyaki joints on every corner.
18 comments:
Somebody doesn't like dairy.
(a la Jim Carey in Liar Liar)
"Mama!" [Insert sucking noise]
"Your Breast is as Big as My Head! See?" :)
Okay, aside from tons of LOL... :-)
I think it's just proof of the madness breasts can cause, no matter who you are.
LUNCH!
"It's mine! Get your own boob!"
First the boobie, tomorrow the world!!
bwahahahahaah!
MINE!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!
good god, his head IS as big as my tit.
Pure jealousy.
After drinking the breast milk of Satan, he turns devilish
At 37, Larry had finally reached the promised land.
I'm craving cookies.
Tastes Great
(Less Filling)
It occurs to me that the real question is: big head or big boob?
I think a measurement is in order.
Mmmmmmmmm.I think I'll have a double portion!
Ahhh! I've captured the other team's secret weapon! Those straight men will be mine! Allll MINE, I tell you! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
what a couple of BIG BOOBS!
Post a Comment