Ewww & Weeeee!

So I couldn't wait for someone to rescue me from my stinky fridge. I am not very good at waiting or at delegating. I'd rather just hurry the hell up and do it myself. I am frightened and enthralled at what I discovered. I couldn't let this photo opportunity pass us by so of course, I took pictures.


Warning: the following photos are not for the queasy...

(Be seriously glad this blog is not a scratch and sniff.)

Beans, formerly. Pretty self-explanatory. Eww. (Blame= me)

Beware of things in foil. This might have been turkey at one point. (Blame = Mike)

Green moldy thing in foil. Foil is bad! Mike stop with the foil. (Blame= clearly Mike)

Ohmygawdwhatthefuckisthat?! Gross. I have no idea what this could have been. Oh no, I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Yuck!

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Today is a HAPPY day. My fridge now clean and not stinky. I get to see my preggy sis in a mere few hours. I get to eat sushi for lunch. I get to leave work early. I get to hang out with preggy sis, mom, Supple and Nicole at my friend Heather's hair salon and drink wine and be girly. It's only 4 (count 'em f-o-u-r!) days until my birthday. I'm going to buy myself a birthday outfit. I can't wait! I'm like a Pointer Sister right now, I'm so excited. (That reminds me, my sis and I used to play their album and do dance routine in our swimming pool. Being a dork used to be so cool. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Woo!)