Sunday, February 12, 2006

Turn on the Heat

While hanging out with Supple & Jenny Two Times last night, drinking cocktails and chatting, inevitably the subject of sex came up.

It may have been the rum & cokes and wine but we all found this hilarious and brilliant:

Women are like a car in winter. We need to be warmed up. You can't just start the engine and expect to drive away. You've got to let it idle a bit . . . while you pay attention to other parts of the car. Once it is sufficiently heated up, it's ok to put her in drive (or reverse as the case may be) and take off for your intended destination.

You see where I am going with this?

I think e.e. cummings knew.

19 comments:

Gary LaPointe said...

I totally agree. Except (you saw that coming, right) when somehow they get started with the remote start, now they're in gear and I don't even have my keys...

Gary http://garysaid.com/

Sizzle said...

oooh that's right...the remote start. good point.

Neil said...

So, does that make a man like a blender? You press the button and it turns on.

Sizzle said...

um. . . yes!

Bill said...

Gee. That's an unfortunate simile. I don't drive. I don't even know how!

Moonchild said...

Funny. I just found a cool quote from e.e.cummings for possibly my 3rd tattoo. Yeah we all need some warming up....thank goodness someone was smart enough to invent battery operated boys.

Will said...

Wait a minute. You mean girls have seen the Tao of Steve? That ruins EVERYTHING!

Kilt Trip said...

I think sex with a woman is more like baking cookies. You have to get all of the ingredients mixed just right before you get around to greasing the cookie sheet. And randomly baking cookies one night never turns out as good as perfecting the same recipe over a number of months. Regardless of your style of cookie baking, the cookies can still turn out bad if the mix just isn't right...

Sizzle said...

will: that is only like one of my favorite movies ever.

rob: totally love that analogy. maybe because i want a cookie but either way- excellent!

inky: what e.e. quote?

Bex said...

cummings = brilliant. always.

Maman said...

There are still women out there that have sex? Huh, who knew?

Kris said...

just ONE TIME to be at one of these girls' nights!!! :)

Rabbit said...

And if you keep her well-maintained and don't leave her TOO much time to cool off, she's quicker to warm up.

But you rack up a lot of mileage . . .

Will said...

reverse?


I guess I need to learn some things.

Nihilistic said...

I think I know what reverse means...

Bill said...

Men, on the other hand, are like technology - computers and so on. You barely touch them and shit happens. Then, for no apparent reason, they stop working. Then, suddenly, they are working again at peak efficiency!

Who can understand it? No one. But anything can make them operate. And anything can make them stop. Very mysterious.

Mikey said...

What's sex with a woman? You are out of my topic area today.

Kevin said...

Remote starts, as Gary pointed out, are terrible. Not because I can't find my keys, but because I'm typically no where near the vehicle.

Jenny said...

OMG. i was laughing my ass off!