Sunday, October 02, 2005

Just Like Jesse James

Last night, while the audience was suffering through a very lame lip sync of one of Cher's songs (they all sound the same to me so forgive me for forgetting the name), it came to me: All of Cher's songs are very long. Why? My answer: So that drag queen divas can have more time on stage trying to emulate her. I'm serious!

This particular drag queen was just sad. Her left fake tit slipped in the middle of the song so she had to keep her elbow bent and her arm close to her chest so that it wouldn't just fall right out of her low cut dress onto the stage floor. She couldn't dance. Her hips, when she tried to shimmy them, barely swayed. At least we were saved by the next act, Anna Mosity (love it!) who did a hilarious rendition of Bette Midler's
"Otto Titsling". Now there's somebody who knows how to camp it up.

The event sold out so we are sure to have made some money. The baked goods were a hit. I even got to return home with some leftover cupcakes. I stopped off at JB's house on the way home to give him some since he helped make them. (Thanks JB!) Note to self: It is not a good idea to eat two cupcakes at 11:00 at night even if you didn't have time to eat dinner and are starving. You will feel sick and you will regret it.


sue said...

Too funny! Glad you had a good time ...and hopefully made money! But all in all...leftover cupcakes! Whoot!

Her Daddy's Eyes said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Her boobie fell out! I would've lost it right there! OMG!

Cupcakes? 11:00? Why wasn't I informed? Huh?? Huh??