Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Kittens, Post-Op

Today I will be overusing the following phrases:

"Stop humping your sister!"

"Don't lick that!"

"Break it up!"

You'd think that a kitten who just had his balls lopped off would not be feeling frisky. Alas, this is not the case. Poor Dottie, she can't get any rest with Dash jumping on her every five minutes. I swear, what will the neighbors think hearing me say such things all day long?

Oh, that's right, they won't care. They are too busy getting busy in the shower.

And now Dash keeps crying out forlornly as he wanders from room to room. I think he misses his balls.

7 comments:

sue said...

Poor little kitties... but better than MORE poor little kitties, huh? ;)

Mo-Pie said...

That is funny... If we had a female kitten paired with 'Kevin Bacon' (We haven't officially named our boy kitten yet). I'm sure, your list would be added to the list of 'get off of there', 'get out of there', 'don't go in there', 'get down from there'. We do say on occasions, don’t...'…lick that', '…chew that', '…eat that', '…play with that' (He plays with everything but the toy's we buy for him. Other then that, he is a bundle of joy. Speaking of bundles of joy… I don’t know what this kitten eats other then what we feed him (just small tic tac sized kitten food), but he leaves some pretty big bundles of joy behind as well. (I’m not mad. Actually I’m impressed). I don’t know how he does it.

Kittens are fun...

em said...

sounds like I got the easy end of things. Bug is missin' some ovaries and she couldn't be more mellow. Could be the massive amounts of elephant tranquilizers that I'm slipping into her water, though. But who could say for sure? I'll send some your way, just in case...

Meme said...

animal heat is hot. it reminds you of your own animal inclinations. accept your inner pussy!

Neil said...

After reading what happened to that poor male cat... that's the last blog I read tonight...

Her Daddy's Eyes said...

OMG! This is the greatest post! Poor dears...

Maybe the neighbor will babysit them for a while...

~Eyes

kim e said...

I'd miss my balls too. If I had any to begin with.