Low Functioning Blog Post
You get this kind of post when my brain is recovering from a foggyheaded, runny nosed, bleary eyed cold.
Things you may not have known about me...
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Reader of books on tape for a blind woman
2. Assistant Manager of a pottery painting store
3. Women's Self-defense Instructor
4. Community Educator at a Domestic Violence/Sexual Assault organization
Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Ghostbusters
3. Groundhog Day
4. The Princess Bride
Four places I have lived:
1. Campbell, CA
2. Santa Cruz, CA
3. Seattle, WA
4. That's it, only 3
Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. The Office
2. Lost
3. What Not To Wear
4. Monk
Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Mexico
2. England
3. Georgia
4. Canada
Favorite foods:
1. Sushi, preferably sake or unagi
2. Ice Cream, preferably Peanut Butter & Chocolate
3. Potatoes, preferably mashed but if not then baked with sour cream on top
4. Vietnamese Sandwiches, preferably tofu
Today's Favorite Word:
1. dicktard *
*Let it be known here and now that "dicktard" will be to 2007 what "asshat" was to 2006.
20 comments:
We all have it! The guys in my office have been fighting it for about 3 weeks... and i finally came down with the crud on New Years Eve morning. I hope you get to feeling better.
Sorry you're not feeling well! I had a stomach bug over the past weekend and couldn't get off the couch because I was so dizzy, so my blog post is kind of a sickness hangover post today too.
Re: favorite television shows, did you catch the Monk marathon on Monday (could have been Sunday, as all the sitting on the couch has made me days blur together)? I was in Monk heaven all day long!
Feel better, Sizzle!
Might I recommend Airborne? I've been resisiting it because of the price, but when I finally tried it, my canker sore was gone immediately and I never got the full cold. It's good stuff!
Also--you have had some cool-ass jobs!!
I live in Georgia. How did you like it??
keri- i loved georgia. spent 10 days there and visited atlanta, augusta and even ventured over to south carolina for a bit. :)
You and I would get along great at the movie store! I love those, if only for the sentimentality of them all! :) Feel better soon!
I'm SO loving dicktard. And that fabulous picture of you in the glasses... they look a lot like mine. Are they Max Maras?
mel- thanks! they are jean lafont. from paris! woo wee- i'm so fancy. ;)
i thought i knew what dicktard was, and i was right.. but i am glad i checked because it introduced me to "hot carl"
OMG
LMAO
Thank you for my daily laugh!
question girl- "hot carl" is just wrong. of course i went and looked it up. right after i had eaten my lunch.
awesome.
Hope you feel better soon, Sizzle! I'm sure it's the same damn virus all over North America: it's probably taking the plane along with the germs spread on the letters of estranged lovers.
You'd watch Groundhog Day everyday? Seems like there's some sort of weird life imitating art connection here.
Wait, you would, or you do? ;-)
Great movie choices. I could watch all of those again and again. I'm surprised you didn't list your job as phone sex operator, though.
You also forgot to list "superhero" on your occupations list.
bone- would, not do. sadly, i don't have that kind of free time. this whole working thing really puts a damper into my movie watching time.
sandra- ha! my cape's at the cleaners. :)
karl- i don't get paid for that "job"- my only reward is the pleasure it brings so many men. ;)
thanks for all the well wishes everyone!
Sushi- love it, can't get tired of it.
READER of books on tape?
hmt- maybe i phrased that wrong... i mean i read books onto a tape for a blind woman to listen to.
You are groovy on so many levels. Sushi and dicktard, you rock. :)
Ha! Dicktard is to what asshat was....Ha!
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