Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Low Functioning Blog Post

You get this kind of post when my brain is recovering from a foggyheaded, runny nosed, bleary eyed cold.

Things you may not have known about me...

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Reader of books on tape for a blind woman
2. Assistant Manager of a pottery painting store
3. Women's Self-defense Instructor
4. Community Educator at a Domestic Violence/Sexual Assault organization

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Ghostbusters
3. Groundhog Day
4. The Princess Bride

Four places I have lived:
1. Campbell, CA
2. Santa Cruz, CA
3. Seattle, WA
4. That's it, only 3

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. The Office
2. Lost
3. What Not To Wear
4. Monk

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Mexico
2. England
3. Georgia
4. Canada

Favorite foods:
1. Sushi, preferably sake or unagi
2. Ice Cream, preferably Peanut Butter & Chocolate
3. Potatoes, preferably mashed but if not then baked with sour cream on top
4. Vietnamese Sandwiches, preferably tofu

Today's Favorite Word:
1. dicktard *

*Let it be known here and now that "dicktard" will be to 2007 what "asshat" was to 2006.

21 comments:

Kerry said...

We all have it! The guys in my office have been fighting it for about 3 weeks... and i finally came down with the crud on New Years Eve morning. I hope you get to feeling better.

Mrs. Ca said...

Sorry you're not feeling well! I had a stomach bug over the past weekend and couldn't get off the couch because I was so dizzy, so my blog post is kind of a sickness hangover post today too.

Re: favorite television shows, did you catch the Monk marathon on Monday (could have been Sunday, as all the sitting on the couch has made me days blur together)? I was in Monk heaven all day long!

diane said...

Feel better, Sizzle!
Might I recommend Airborne? I've been resisiting it because of the price, but when I finally tried it, my canker sore was gone immediately and I never got the full cold. It's good stuff!
Also--you have had some cool-ass jobs!!

kapgar said...

Love the movie choices, but I would swap out for another Meg Ryan classic, Sleepless in Seattle.

Keri said...

I live in Georgia. How did you like it??

Sizzle said...

keri- i loved georgia. spent 10 days there and visited atlanta, augusta and even ventured over to south carolina for a bit. :)

justrun said...

You and I would get along great at the movie store! I love those, if only for the sentimentality of them all! :) Feel better soon!

Melissa said...

I'm SO loving dicktard. And that fabulous picture of you in the glasses... they look a lot like mine. Are they Max Maras?

Sizzle said...

mel- thanks! they are jean lafont. from paris! woo wee- i'm so fancy. ;)

question girl said...

i thought i knew what dicktard was, and i was right.. but i am glad i checked because it introduced me to "hot carl"

OMG

LMAO

Thank you for my daily laugh!

Sizzle said...

question girl- "hot carl" is just wrong. of course i went and looked it up. right after i had eaten my lunch.

awesome.

StupendousWoman said...

Hope you feel better soon, Sizzle! I'm sure it's the same damn virus all over North America: it's probably taking the plane along with the germs spread on the letters of estranged lovers.

Bone said...

You'd watch Groundhog Day everyday? Seems like there's some sort of weird life imitating art connection here.

Wait, you would, or you do? ;-)

Karl said...

Great movie choices. I could watch all of those again and again. I'm surprised you didn't list your job as phone sex operator, though.

sandra said...

You also forgot to list "superhero" on your occupations list.

Sizzle said...

bone- would, not do. sadly, i don't have that kind of free time. this whole working thing really puts a damper into my movie watching time.

sandra- ha! my cape's at the cleaners. :)

karl- i don't get paid for that "job"- my only reward is the pleasure it brings so many men. ;)

thanks for all the well wishes everyone!

Jack's Shack said...

Sushi- love it, can't get tired of it.

HMT said...

READER of books on tape?

Sizzle said...

hmt- maybe i phrased that wrong... i mean i read books onto a tape for a blind woman to listen to.

g-man said...

You are groovy on so many levels. Sushi and dicktard, you rock. :)

Krisco said...

Ha! Dicktard is to what asshat was....Ha!