I've Never Lost a Kidney

Kevin, I officially name you my meme dealer. I can always count on you for a meme to steal. Yay you!

Grub-ology:

• What is your salad dressing of choice?
  I enjoy the balsamic and oil but if I am feeling decadent, I go for the bleu cheese.
  
• What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
  I do not enjoy the fast food so much but if I HAD to, I'd go with Wendy's. (hellllo frosty!)
  
• What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
  In The Cruz, it is The Malabar. Here? I haven't eaten out enough to tell ya.
  
• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
  20%
• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
  I am afraid to say sushi because if I did, in fact, get sick of it that would be the saddest thing in the universe. I will go with eggs.
  
• Name three foods you detest above all others.
  Pickles, liver, and oftentimes tomatoes.
  
• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
  I do not enjoy the Chinese. (Not as a race but as a type of food.)
  
• What are your pizza toppings of choice?
  I like the pepperoni but I also like the Veggie Deluxe.
  
• What do you like to put on your toast?
  Butter!
• What is your favorite type of gum?
  I do not chew gum. (TMJ)
  

Tech-ology:

• Number of contacts in your cell phone?
  Approximately 100. I know, I'm like SO popular.
  
• Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
  I'd at least double the number of my cell phone contacts and then multiply it by 1.
  
• What is your wallpaper on your computer?
  A picture of my dog.
  
• What is your screensaver on your computer?
  It goes into a slideshow of pictures from my good-bye parties in Santa Cruz.
  
• Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
  Um. . .
  
• How many land line phones do you have in your house?
  Zero.
• How many televisions are in your house?
  Uno.
  
• What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
  I got rid of them in the move but now, I'd say the coffee grinder. I don't drink coffee.
  
• What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
  If I listened to the radio it would likely be classical. I can't stand commercials on the radio so I avoid them.
  
• How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
  I cannot answer this question for fear it will incriminate me.
  

Bi-ology:

• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
  My eyes. Come hither dahlin'.
  
• Are you right handed or left handed?
  Right.
• Do you like your smile?
  I do. (Thanks Mom for all that orthodontia.)
  
• Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
  Wisdom teeth, tonsils, adnoids and a mole.
  
• Would you like to?
  Yeah, if you can remove fat painlessly, go for it. (I love this answer Kevin so I am stealing it!)
  
• Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
  No. I don't take that long.
  
• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
  Definitely not my eyesight. I'd say my sense of smell.
  
• When was the last time you had a cavity?
  I think I have one right now.
  
• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
  A box of books. Oh wait- regularly you ask? I'd have to say Tut, Hillz big ol' cat.
  
• Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
  Not knocked but I have fainted.
  

Misc-ology:

• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
  Good god no.
  
• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
  I use the nickname "Vivianne" when I am making a reservation or ordering food to be picked up because NO ONE can get my real first name right. So, let's say Viv. Though Amelia is my favorite girl's name.
  
• How do you express your artistic side?
  Writing, drawing in charcoal, knitting, crafts. I'm learning to embroider.
  
• What color do you think you look best in?
  Lately, I am thinking green.
  
• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
  I could do it for a couple years. But I don't want to. My self-defense training would come in handy. Huh, as well as my slight interest in girl-on-girl action I bet.
• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
  I accidentally ate a bug once. And I am pretty sure I have eaten my fair share of hair but that was by accident and just writing about it makes me feel like puking.
  
• If we werenÂ’t bound by societyÂ’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
  Hmmm, I only have a couple of male cousins most of which are younger than me. Let's say NO to this one, shall we?
  
• How often do you go to church?
  Too long ago to recall.
  
• Have you ever saved someoneÂ’s life?
  No but that sounds like a pretty cool thing to do.
  
• Has someone ever saved yours?
  Not so far. But if I ever choke in a restaurant I hope my savior is hot and single.
  

Dare-ology:
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
  That's a lot of cold, hard cash. I'd throw my poor body image in the gutter and walk, sure.
  
• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
  Hell, I'd do it for free depending on who it is.
  
• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
  Again, depending on who it is, I might even do it for free. Or for like an ice cream cone.
  
• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
  Absolutely not.
  
• Would you never blog again for $50,000?
  I'd say I wouldn't but then I would blog under a false name. Sly! Shhh, don't tell.
  
• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
  That depends, who is the photographer? I want it tastefully done and I want a stipulation in my contract about airbrushing. I will definitely need airbrushing.
  
• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
  The horror! Never. Just sitting near hot sauce makes my mouth hurt.
  
• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
  No. If I don't support the death penalty, I probably wouldn't kill someone. Even if that someone was G. Dub. (Though THAT is tempting.)
  
• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
  Can I lose 60 pounds before I shave my head? Then, sure, I'll do it and after that I will launch my swimming career.
  
• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
  Sure. TV isn't that great. Though I do so love me some TLC and Food Network.