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Mike: "You still have a hole in your pants."
Me: "I know."
Mike: "You are wearing white underwear."
Me: "No, that's my white butt."
Mike: "Oh."
Sunday, April 23, 2006
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Who? Me?
- Sizzle
- I relocated from sunny, beachy California to the Emerald City because I heard that every new resident got a pair of ruby shoes. (Someone lied!) (Okay, I’m gullible.) A non-profit event planner by day and an apartment manager by night, I spend my free time blogging about my neurosis (fine, neuroses because yes they are plentiful), being crafty, pretending I’m the next American Idol, and searching for a decent taco in a town that boasts of teriyaki joints on every corner.
5 comments:
Hi. This is Anthony's pale Mexican ass, and I empathize with you. I need a tan like there's no tomorrow! Not to say that I like sticking my face out for the world to see; nuh-uh, no sirree, I am just making a general comment about the rest of Anthony, since 'ass' may be used literally and figuratively here. Either way you take it, albinos are blinded by the sight of me.
Too much coffee and not enough sleep defines me.
This made me laugh harder than what's appropriate for a Monday.
LOLOL At least we know your not a nudist!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god I'm crying. Sizzle goes commando!
Commando? hmmm this is good information to know!
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